The “Motorcycle Scale”

If not for anything other than myself, I need to chronicle the “Motorcycle scale”

So yesterday we were kind of lost, and had a while to walk… so we I just asked an icebreaker question…

I asked if it would be worse to get hit by a train, a tow truck (but i couldn’t think of the word tow… so I said “crane truck”)  or a motorcycle... we decided that motorcycle is the worst cause you wouldn’t die. It would just mangle you and hurt like none other. We figured train and crane truck were about equal but then someone offered up that they were once on a train when “It ran some chick over…” then he walked away….  I was like… “ummm… wait.. DREW! what the heck?” and he was like ‘no it was fine… she was laying down… she just got scratched” So Evan and I are DYING laughing about the fact that “scratches must include missing feet and being scalped.. until Drew clarified that she was laying vertically INSIDE the track. 
So now.. the train is lower than crane truck cause if you lay facedown and vertical you might still be able to survive (or you could lay on your back.. but you’d have to do a chin tuck to make sure you don’t lose your nose or your forehead.) .. And in order to survive a crane truck.. you would have to include a ninja type slide… which would be difficult.. and totally changes the dynamics of the game…

Megan added in later that unicycle is probably the lowest cause it would just be like “DUDE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!! You should NOT be allowed to have that thing if you are going to ATTACK PEOPLE!" “Get control of your wheel!”

but seriously.. now I'm terrified of getting hit by a motorcycle.

We laughed so hard that we almost got even more lost than we were… but it was totally worth it :)

So now when something is wrong... we have to put it on a scale between two vehicles. :D